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5:45 pm
Thu February 6, 2014

The Onion: Greg Fischer Smote a Fire Troll

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Louisville Mayor Greg Fischer saved the Parkwood neighborhood (that's near Iroquois Park) from a tormenting fire troll, The Onion reported on Thursday.

The humor website adds:

“[Former mayor Jerry] Abramson never did a damn thing about the troll attacks. But by the end of his first term, Fischer personally tracked the infernal colossus to its cave and ended its reign once and for all. Now I can let me kids play outside again."

Fischer responded via Twitter: